X Factor: Simon Cowell’s Sex Emergency
VILLAINS winning loadsa money on Red or Black? X Factor yet to produce a Susan Boyle moment? Never fear because here to provide the tabloids with a snippy heading is Simon Cowell and his magnificent orgy of a sex life.
You’ll know when the X Factor and all other Cowell’s telly shows have jumped the shark when one of the hundreds of women Cowell has allegedly shagged actually comes forward to tell us about their nights of passion.
One woman who exists with what appears to be the sole purpose of being Simon Cowell’s ex is Sinitta?Recently she told The People:
“‘I caught him out a few times but Simon’s a master of denial.”
The latest instalment on lady killer Cowell comes to us via the Sun:
X Factor’s Simon Cowell: I hand out money to ex-lovers
Chris Pollard reports on all the facts about Cowell’s sex-sational love life. Who needs super-injunctions, readers.? Not the X Factor judiciary:
The X Factor boss, 51, did not say which of his exes he supports. He stressed it was “quite rare” but admitted it was “probably” more than one.
You want more facts?
He said: “You can’t have somebody in your life who’s become accustomed to a certain thing, and just because you don’t want to be in the relationship any more, now everything is cut off. It’s not alimony. It’s doing the right thing.”
Can you a bit more vague, Si, who only wears his trousers so high to keep his libido maple room to roam…