Real Madrid Newspaper Marca Says Barcelona And Real Are Sponsored By Mad Muslims
“Thanks the word revealed by the Ayatollah Pep, FC Barça has turned into FC Burka. Against the traditional ‘Hala Madrid’ the culés can now say ‘Allah, Barça!’ After putting themselves into Arab hands the prohibitions will begin. Now you can’t smoke in the Camp Nou. Don’t rule out making the players wear turbans or do stonings every Thursday. Now Barça really is more than just a club: it’s an Emirate.”
Ho-ho. Isn’t racism fun in Spain. Well, yes it is – because Real Madrid’s new sponsors are…Emirates!