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The Only Way Is Essex Features An Abortion As Entertainment

by | 28th, September 2011

THE Only Way Is Essex’s Lauren Goodger appears on the cover of OK! to assure readers:

“I’ve aborted Mark’s baby”

Anorak has been wondering what to buy little Vajazzel when she was born to Mark Wright and Lauren, but know thanks to the announcement, we know not to bother. At the start of the last series of TOWIE, Mark and Lauren got engaged. Now at the start of another series on the lives and loves of Jade Goody’s children who consist entirely of orangey-pink depilated bowels saying whatever they like with no purpose Mark and Lauren have split up. What are the odds?

Lauren still has a chihuahua called Wrighty, denies that she ever cheated on her former lover she “swears on my family’s life” this is true (why not her own life?) and that Mark is

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