Fake Breasts Save Stabbed Woman’s Life
And – yep – the breasts were implanted at the invitation of said husband. And it was good investment, saving him from a potential murder charge.
Indeed, so massive and firm were the breasts that the blade “did not even reach the thorax”.
Forget stab-proof vests. The future of policing is pneumatic women appealing to men’s better natures safe in the knowledge that should things go badly they cannot be killed by conventional weapons.