Katie Price’s Face Translator Gives Leandro Penna The Heave-Ho
KATIE Price and Leonardo Penna are no longer an item. The Sun says he’s “dumped her Argentinian toyboy”.
“…because he could not keep up with her sex drive, The Sun can reveal.”
The model, 33, paid a TRANSLATOR to break it to Leandro Penna that he wasn’t satisfying her.
That’s what happens when you have too much Botox and surgery – your face fails to convey the full range of boredom and lack of stimulation. She might be having a good time. She might be having a great time. She might be catatonic. It’s so very hard to tell.
She needs an expert expressionist. So. Jordan hires a Face Translator to search Jordan for signs of expression. Leandro waits. Is she happy? Did she reach orgasm? Does he want sex or a biscuit? The news is bad. She wanted sex and the minature pig Leo has placed on her bedside table is wrong.