Liz Hurley Is Too Late To Save England From Shane Warne
Then cricket became a sport you can only watch on Sky TV or in Sri Lanka, and after years of having his head ruffled by teammates Warne became famous for peeping out of newspaper back pages to tell YOU that YOU can have hair like his and Graham Gooch’s if you use the same hair restorer. Warne told us that Advanced Hair Studios “can save you”.
Warne then lost weight, eyebrow density and day-glo clothing. And he announced that he and Liz Hurley were engaged to be married.
And cricket fans collectively sigh and wonder where the hell Our Liz was getting up to when Warne was thrashing England on the pitch when with her he could have been whitening his teeth on Twitter…