Mark Wright’ And Lauren Goodger’s Abort ‘n’ Tell: Life Under A Scraped Barrel
FOLLOWING last week’s OK! news that Lauren Goodyer had aborted Mark Wright’s baby, the magazine turns to Mark Wright, who tells us in headline form:
“Tearful Mark Fights Back – Our baby was my little David Beckham”
A cash cow with a range of signature scents, location tattoos and a sweet right foot? Why, Lauren? Why did you abort little David Beckham? Was it to prevent him from marrying a little Victoria Adams? The abortn ‘n’ tell goes on to feature tearful Mark’s face by another headline:
“Lauren’s Sick In The Head”
Also on the cover, we see Lauren, who is cradling a chihuahua, we’d dare to call her baby.
“LAUREN – MY FIGHT TO KEEP MY BABY – ‘MARK TEXTED ME TO SAY GET ON WITH IT'”
Indeed, readers. Finally we know what happens when you scrape the bottom of the barrel dry – you turn it over and discover two D-list celebs squabbling in public over an aborted child.
Says Mark in OK!:
“I still can’t believe she chose to make public something so sad and personal.”
He then goes on to say Little David Beckham is “just a little bunch of cells” .
Mark goes on to say that he sets up paparazzi photo shoots and, er, hates being papped. He end by telling us – and do enjoy this:
“This is why I don’t like doing interviews. And and Dec, Rick Edwards, Jason Statham – sophisticated actors and presenters don’t do interviews…”
It not being what Little David Beckham would have wanted…