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Chupacabra Killed In Mississippi: Photos

by | 7th, October 2011

A STRANGE creature has been sighted in Simpson County, Mississippi. The creature’s back legs are longer than its front legs. It has long teeth,. It has no hair. And when Truitt Bernard saw what might have been the first or alt of its kind, he knew what to do: shoot it dead.

Says Barnard:

“It’s an ugly looking beast. I know it’s not a coyote. I’ve killed some mangy coyotes too, and I just haven’t seen something quite like it.”

The rumours are that it might be the fables Chupacabra – the goat sucker.

It’s dead. And even less fussy eaters will not touch it. Says Truitt’s son Scott:

“I’ve never seen anything a buzzard wouldn’t eat.”

Simpson County  needs a bowling alley…


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A MONSTER has been born in Zimbabwe. No, not Mugabe – a real monster that’s part goat, part man, so they say. Goat-Kid was born in Maboleni. Goat-Kid has a living pink head and the face of a disfigured baby, one that they say looked like a goat. Got-Kid had a tail, kinked legs and a shoulders like a small child’s. So the locals burnt it. Local Governor Jason Machaya kicks over the embers: “A grown man was responsible for this.” A vet suggests hydrocephalus, aka water on the brain. But it’s a monster. It has to be. Or viral marketing for a new Britney Spears sex tape.

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