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Jedward Warn Kids Against Voting For Terrorists In Irish Presidential Elections

by | 7th, October 2011

THE Week According to Jedward features the McDonald’s chip-headed Irish horrors discussing things of great import in OK!. Highlights are:
On the Irish presidential election:

“Our advice to them [candidates] is don’t wear a balaclava…”

You got that, kids. Vote for Eurovision survivor Dana and not for terrorists. Rebellion and murder are overrated.

On Conrad Murray’s trial:

“We’ve been watching the Michael Jackson trial as we’re big MJ fans…. When we saw the pics of MJ dead, it was really sad – he was always so glamorous with great jackets, we expected a gold hospital bed! We feel close to MJ because we met his brother Jermaine again and he gave us a signed book and his email address. We’re gong to spam his email until he agrees to give us a big Jedward shout-out when he’s called to give evidence.”

If anyone in Ireland has a spare balaclava, please send it to Jermaine Jackson forthwith…



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