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Man Caught Defecating On School Steps Five Times Left Notes

by | 9th, October 2011

TO Florida, where Kenneth Martin Sarsony has been arrested for pooing on the front steps of portable classroom 469 at Ft. King Middle School, Florida.

Says  Ocala PD spokesman Chas Maier:

“You can see in the video he appears to be a very clean-cut, normal-looking guy. But you never know what’s going on in his head. We don’t know if he suffers from mental illness or something like that.”

Alongside the poo, the arrested man left notes. No, not little “message” like your doggy-woggie leave. These were actual notes. What he wrote has not been revealed but Anorak imagines it to be the final drafts of the the EastEnders Christmas plot…



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