The Great Cork Piddle Riddle: 237 Coca Cola Bottles Full Of Urine Found In Field
SOMEONE is drinking a lot of Coca Cola in Gyntown, Ireland. But who? And why have they used 237 empty 500ml bottles as urine recepticles? And why have the bottles been dumped in a ditch? It’s such a big deal that the Cork Independent is offering a €50 reward for anyone with “hard evidence” about the felon’s identity.
It is the Glanmire piddle riddle.And it has reached the very highest levels. Labour councillor, Noel Costello, wonders:
“If someone had been caught short, they would have gone in a ditch. This is very strange.”
Theories cited in the paper are:
1. Local builders or crane drivers could be responsible.
2. The urine is being used as fertiliser
3. The urine forms research into the generation of hydrogen fuel
4. It’s art
5. It’s a satire on the drinks industry