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Prisoners To Sue For Lack Of Porn

by | 10th, October 2011

SOME dolts think that prison is too cosy for criminals. Of course, these same people don’t account for inmates being couped up like batteries hens while they’re gang-raped by nutters, fed slop and denied basic human rights like being able to go for a walk around the shops or defecate into a toilet.

All you can do in prison is keep your wits about you and masturbate the years away.

Unless, of course, you’re incarcerated in Connecticut where your pornography has just been banned. Uh-oh. Say hello to a spike in sexual assaults.

State officials are banning porn from the prison under the reasoning that state employees shouldn’t be forced to deal with inmates’ nudey materials while they’re working.

Prisoners are threatening to sue, claiming that this ban violates the inmates’ First Amendment rights.

“Similar regulations have been used to censor an image of the Sistine Chapel, newspapers and magazines with lingerie ads and the novel ‘Ulysses,'” Andrew Schneider, executive director of the ACLU of Connecticut, said in a statement.

However, a statement from officials says this:

“Inmates were given a year to dispose of any pornography they might have, which will allow any current magazine subscriptions to run their course.”

Ample time to store up images in your mind’s eye then?



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