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Katie Price Kickstarts Great Britain’s Pussy Economy With TV Talent Search

by | 11th, October 2011

BY now you’ll be wondering what ever happened to Katie Price, the glamour model who shagged Dwight Yorke and Gareth Gates? Well, after two successful marriages (with ad breaks) she is still called Katie Price. Right now she is dressed in stocking and suspenders in her role of talent spotter for the Sky Living series Signed By Katie Price.

On the magic box, Katie will search for a new talent to sign to her own model agency, Black Sheep Management. Once again, Katie has nailed it. At the launch she showed us how all women should all dress in the office dress, using their primary sexual organs to drive deals and create the UK’s go-ahead answer to the Far East’s Tiger Economy.

Great Britain’s Pussy Economy will feature a Katie Price in every village, before exporting models to the four corners of the world.

One note of caution: recent EU directives mans that to prevent gagging all under 8s must inflate Kareer Katie in the presence of an adult or Peter Andre.

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