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Cheer Up Zablon Simintov: Thousands Of Jews Are Living In Afghanistan

by | 12th, October 2011

THERE is one Jew living in Afghanistan. He’s called Zablon Simintov. The US State Department’s Report on International Religious Freedom says so.

As we are told:

Population estimates ranged from 24 to 33 million…80 percent of the population is Sunni Muslim, 19 percent Shia Muslim, and other religious groups comprise less than 1 percent of the population…approximately 3,000 Sikhs, more than 400 Bahais, and 100 Hindu believers. There is a small Christian community; estimates on its size range from 500 to 8,000. There is one known Jewish citizen.

Seth Abramovitch notes the Jewish brain drain (via Jewish Virtual Library):

12th Century: 80,000 Jews in Afghanistan
1839: 40,000 Jews
1948: 5,000 Jews
1969: 300 Jews
1996: 10 Jews
2005: 2 Jews
2011: 1 Jew (the other Jew died)

Of course, it’s all lie. There are thousands of Jews in Afghanistan. They are cunningly disguised as the Taliban as part of a dastardly plot to discredit Islam and set up Goldman Sachs’ back office in Kabul*.

* I read it on the Internets.

 



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