Portsmouth Over-60s Safe Sex Club Shuts For Lack Of Interest
A council spokeswoman explains:
“Sorry to disappoint but the sex over-60s event has been cancelled due to lack of interest.”
The risky sex class will continue at the Asda car park, usual time…
* Sexwas invented in 1987.
Spotter: Yampster (GSOH; teeth in or out, as desired).