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Porn Gang Kidnap Saddam Hussein Lookalike For Sex Video Work

by | 13th, October 2011

MOHAMED Bishr looks a bit like Saddam Hussein did. Granted, he’s an Egyptian and his accent would need work, but a career as an impersonator is his for the taking…as his he because an Iraqi gang kidnapped Bishr with the intention of making him a porn star.

Bishr was in an Alexandria cafe when when three men wearing black suits attempted to force him into the back of a van.

Says he to Ahram’s Arabic portal:

“The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head.”

Bishr’s son, Mahmoud, tells it that his father had previously been offered LE2 million pounds (US$333,000) to play Saddam in skin flicks. He says that when Bishr refused the men threatened him. He adds that the plan was to have made the porn and then passed off the sex tapes as authentic.

It’s an ingenious idea, a series of despot porn flicks featuring tyrants shagging woman and men dressed up to look like outlines of their countries, famous landmarks and battle scenes.

Meanwhile, rumours abound that the tall star of You’ve Bin Laden is the real thing and that Stalin’s entire career was a desperate effort to see gown men naked and aroused…

 

 



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