Katie Price, Danny Cipriani Are Pranny: An OK! Love Story
“But last week Katie confirmed they had split and just days later she was snapped leaving the house of a pal of rugby heart-throb Danny Cipriani. So what exactly is going in her love life.”
Well, we’d guess she had been over to see a pal of rugby heart-throb Danny Cipriani to talk about God and the end of the world being nigh?
OK! has other ideas and thunders on its cover:
“KATIE LOVES DANNY – the first interview since going public. Their secret’s out!”
By page 4, readers might believe they have heard it all. Danny and Katie are an item.
Then OK! begins its interview with Katie Price:
When Katie Price was last week spotted sneaking out a house on Wandsworth with rugby hunk Danny Cipriani after what looked like a night of passion we all thought we were witnessing the aftermath of a chance meeting the night before at Thorpe Park’s VIP Fright Night.
OK! can be so cruel with its product placement.
Anyhow, it turns out that Katie Price and Danny might not be an item – Kanny / Datie / Pranny – after all. Before we get to that, Katie tells us:
“I am anonymous. It’s the trashy shit magazines that write shit about me…I shut my door and I am anonymous. I do lot so thing that people do not know about.”
“You didn’t know I was an expert at playing chess, did you?”
While Katie saves that exclusive for another interview, she tells us about Danny:
“I am not answering anything about about anything to do with with my private life…”