Will Wayne Rooney Miss Out On Lap Dancer Pilgrimage To Poland And Ukraine
HARD luck on Wayne Rooney to be banned from the first three matches of England’s Euro 2012 campaign in Poland and the Ukraine. It’s not often a football has the chance to go to the home of may of the UK’s best lap-dancers, and fears are that Rooney will now miss out on the pilgrimage entirely.
All the views:
Everton and England defender Phil Neville: “Rooney banned for 3 games what a joke – if it was a Dutch, Spanish, Italian or German player they wouldn’t even get 1 game. #fact”
Manchester United striker Michael Owen: “Disappointing news regarding Wayne Rooney. Missing 3 games on such a big stage seems a bit harsh.”
David Pleat, former Spurs manager and slow diver: “It was serious foul play, but I don’t think the appeal would be frivolous. Quite frankly, if we can’t get through from the group stage without Rooney than honestly Capello should have a nice cappuccino and say arrivederci. The upside of Rooney’s ability definitely outweighs the down side of his short fuse.”
Robbie Savage, pro-celeb dancer: “He should look in the mirror before every game and say ‘I’m Wayne Rooney and I’m unstoppable’.”
Agata, entertainer: “Gutted.”