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Will Wayne Rooney Miss Out On Lap Dancer Pilgrimage To Poland And Ukraine

by | 13th, October 2011

HARD luck on Wayne Rooney to be banned from the first three matches of England’s Euro 2012 campaign in Poland and the Ukraine. It’s not often a football has the chance to go to the home of may of the UK’s best lap-dancers, and fears are that Rooney will now miss out on the pilgrimage entirely.

All the views:

Everton and England defender Phil Neville: “Rooney banned for 3 games what a joke – if it was a Dutch, Spanish, Italian or German player they wouldn’t even get 1 game. #fact”

Manchester United striker Michael Owen: “Disappointing news regarding Wayne Rooney. Missing 3 games on such a big stage seems a bit harsh.”

David Pleat, former Spurs manager and slow diver: “It was serious foul play, but I don’t think the appeal would be frivolous. Quite frankly, if we can’t get through from the group stage without Rooney than honestly Capello should have a nice cappuccino and say arrivederci. The upside of Rooney’s ability definitely outweighs the down side of his short fuse.”

Robbie Savage, pro-celeb dancer: “He should look in the mirror before every game and say ‘I’m Wayne Rooney and I’m unstoppable’.”

Agata, entertainer: “Gutted.”



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