700 Reasons Why The Pastor’s Wife Should Spit Sperm Into A Cold Glass Jar
SPERM. Just what do you do with it? Well a report by the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA), the fertility watchdog, says there is lack of good quality sperm. In a bid to up the harvest, the £250 donors can claim in expenses for loss of earnings – you cannot be paid – may be increased to between £500 and £700. That is not too shabby.
The pastor’s wife may care to keep a chilled spittoon at the bedside: