Man Attacks Woman With Frozen Armadillo
DALLAS police have arrested a man who employed a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman. The man and woman had rowed over the price for the creature. She planned planned to eat. He then tossed the animal at her, hitting her in the leg and chest.
We have one question: how do you eat a frozen armadillo? With chocolate sauce and a cone…?