Courtney Stodden Is The Organic Pumpkin Patch Princess (Photos)
WHAT news of Courtney Stodden, 17-year-old bride to 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson?
When we first encountered Stodden we thought 17 was the mean age of her surgical attachments. But its turns out it is her actual birth age.
And then Courtney told us that her chest is 100% organic. Hard luck, indeed, that they should look so false. Or maybe it is good luck for the surgeons who can now point to your massive gob-stopping pumpkins and say: “No, you’re worrying over nothing. They do look real. Just look at this photo of 100% organic Courtney Stodden. See. Just like yours. Perfectly normal. Next!”
And, as irony would have it, Courtney was kicked out of the pumpkin patch, possibly for being too organic. And what with her being the “Pumpkin Patch Princess” and all…
In her glory: