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Facebook Founder Sean Parker Finds Being Stinking Rich Awkward: He Is The 0.0000001%

by | 27th, October 2011

SEAN Parker was once the President of Facebook. He’s now very rich and lives in a house so large you can see the curve of the Earth in his TV room. Parker want you to know that life is now all easy. Being stinking rich is hard. He tweets:

“You guys are really attacking me for being the 1%. I was broke and couch surfing just a few years ago… I have a whole new set of problems to deal with now: security, extortion attempts, kidnapping threats, death threats, etc. Life better b4?

So how we help a man who want life to be like before, when he didn’t have a $2.1 billion fortune. Well, Steve, for the cut-price fee of $2.05m, Anorak will reveal all to you. Happiness is but an email away.

Facebook me, I have ideas… (Michael Moore has them too.)

Spotter: Mogulite,

 



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