Medics Find Human Face In Patient’s Testicle
Urology, the International Society of Urology’s official journal, features the work of G. Gregory Roberts and Naji J. Touma, from Queen’s University in Ontario, Canada, who had reason to study the testicle of a 45-year-old patient.
“The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis. A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.”
To be certain, the testicle was removed…or beheaded…