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Kim Kardashian Is Massive Down Under: Mrs Humphries Sydney Visit Photos

by | 3rd, November 2011

KIM Kardashian is in Sydney, soothing her marital woes by plugging her fashion accessory range at a department store in Australia. Yes, lest it go unsaid, Kim Kardashian is big Down Under.

Until recently, Kim biggest accessory was 90-foot tall husband Kris Humphries, whose job it was to accessorise Kim wedding dress. He will soon be accessorising Kim’s divorce thong and a section in her autobiography entitled “Marriage Tips And Tricks”.

On the subject of Kim’s failed-yet-lucrative marriage to a small giant, she has produced a letter :

This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.

Is she writing this with a pen or a crayon? Can you buy them at an official Kim Kardashian outlets? Will Kim bring to market a range of break-up notes? Kim, the mugs, sorry, fans need to know.

I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!

Stick her in a short cassock and it could be like listening to Mother Theresa swapping depilating tips in the tanning salon:

Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.

This roller coaster ?

I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I

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