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Couple Steal Police Car For Sex: Green Honda Civic Arouses Criminal Passions

by | 7th, November 2011

ALEXANDER Pratt and 53-year-old Clara Pearson, have been taken to Palm Beach County Jail. Mr PRatt admits to stealing a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s vehicle to have sex in it with Ms Pearson.

The police reports says plainclothes deputies parked their green Honda Civic in front of a Quick Stop on South Dixie Highway. They left it unlocked. They left the car running. And that’s when it was stolen.
The story is less kinky that if first appeared. The shag waggon was not a black-and-white liveried panda car, rather a mumsy green Honda Civic.

Also, why aren’t the police being sanctioned for being so slack with a car paid for by the taxpayer?

Aren’t police aware that thieves are at large?
And as for police cars being used for sex… Well, Pratt should just join the force like this upstanding officer.



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