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Frankie Cocozza To Join, Wagner, Chico And Jedward In This Is Spinal Crap X Factor Special

by | 8th, November 2011

FRANKIE Cocozza, this year’s X Factor son-of -Wagner novelty act, is threatening to leave the show. The Sun says the supremely untalented singer is also being “probed” by Ofcom for yelling “Fu**ing have it!” after surviving another cull.

But Frankie was not the highlight of the X Factor’s week. That was provided by Gary Barlow, who opined that Johnny Robinson “was making a mockery of the show”. That means he had to go. If it’s anyone’s job to turn this telly karaoke debacle into a mockery it’s those hired judges, chief among whom is cloth-eared Louise Walsh.

Last week, Walsh (no super-injunction required) compared the acts to Eartha Kitt, Little Richard and Bruno Mars. The recipients of the cod praise puff with pride. They should weep. Such praise is damning because if there is one thing Walsh knows it is that the show is not looking for a talented singer – it’s looking for the next Jedward or Chico.

Spinal Crap Frankie should stick around – he may yet win…

 



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