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Kim Kardashian Butts Into OK!: National Enquirer Said She Wore Kris’ Engagement Ring In 2007

by | 9th, November 2011

KIM Kardashian and her Konglomerate have built a fortune on a a big butt and a self-made sex tape that accidentally “leaked” onto the internet like a faulty Justin Bieber pull up. Kim Kardashian has no obvious talent. Her porn was mundane. But her mummy saw a chance to get rich and famous. We met lots of other Kardashians – daughters and more daughters emerged before us.

But Kim was the star. And it was decided that she needed to marry. So, she married a 90-ft high mouth-breather named Kris. He had a name that started with ‘K’ and hardly spoke. With any luck only his chest would ever appear on camera. Viewers would not be able to see his eyes rolling and glancing sideways as Kim and Ko. talked about their journeys.  But the wedding enver worked out and Kim and Kroom are getting a divorce. As lusk has it, the split chimes with the release of a Kardashian book is released.

Now, Kim is on the cover of OK! magazine, She wants to talk to you about her marriage split. The National Enquirer says it has proof the wedding was a “sham”. It claims to have “found photos from 2007 of Kim flashing the extravagant 20.5-carat sparkler designed by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz that Kris supposedly ‘gave’ her!”

In OK!, Kim “opens up” about her “shock split” from husband of 72-days Kris. OK! says this is her “ONLY INTERVIEW”. It looks as if her only interview is with OK!. But it isn’t It;’s just rehash of  Kim’s open letter to the world.

What are the odds that Kim Kardashian, the reality TV star whose marriage earned her a fortune and ended after a few weeks should feature in such a disingenuous story?

 




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