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Kerry Katona Is Not Having Sex With Susan Boyle, A Paving Slap Or OK! Magazine – Yet!

by | 16th, November 2011

MOST often, Kerry Katona uses her weekly OK! diary to tell readers what man she is not dating. This week, Our Kerry changes tack:

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”

This is:

“Kerry Katona’s shock lesbian confession”

It is now not only men that be afeared, as Kerry opens up her loins to both sexes.

One imagines that when Kerry has spent the next few weeks listing women she likes the look of but has not humped (Susan Boyle, Demi Moore, Pippa Middleton) , OK! will bring new confessions. Look out for:

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO PARROTS, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO A KARDASHIAN, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”

And

“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO OK!, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink