Kerry Katona Is Not Having Sex With Susan Boyle, A Paving Slap Or OK! Magazine – Yet!
MOST often, Kerry Katona uses her weekly OK! diary to tell readers what man she is not dating. This week, Our Kerry changes tack:
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”
This is:
“Kerry Katona’s shock lesbian confession”
It is now not only men that be afeared, as Kerry opens up her loins to both sexes.
One imagines that when Kerry has spent the next few weeks listing women she likes the look of but has not humped (Susan Boyle, Demi Moore, Pippa Middleton) , OK! will bring new confessions. Look out for:
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO PARROTS, BUT I HAVEN’T SLEPT WITH ONE YET”
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO A KARDASHIAN, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”
And
“KERRY’S SHOCK CONFESSION – “I AM ATTRACTED TO OK!, BUT I HAVEN’T SELPT WITH ONE YET”
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
