Marta Yegorovnam Kept An Alien In Her Fridge For Two Years: Photos And Video
WHEN in 2009 Marta Yegorovnam found a 40-50-inch long life form amid the burning wreckage of a crashed UFO beside her summer house in the Russian city of Petrozavodsk, she acted.
Yegorovnam took hold of the alien and wrapped it in plastic. She then placed in it the fridge. She did this because it was hot. As anyone knows, placing hot things in the fridge raises the ambient temperature and may cause your chilled produce to spoil. She kept her alein meat in the fridge for two years. And it never spoilt. It never went off. Aliens might be stupid enough to fly millions of miles and then crash into a haystack, but they know more about preserving their skin than Cher, Simon Cowell and Joan Rivers could dare hope.
Also, the creature looks remarkably like Baron Greenback, legendary foe to Danger Mouse. Can it be that cartoons are made on other planets?
Cue the spooky music:
There be monsters:
face-sheep
AFTER Goat Kid, meet Lamb Boy, a calf with human face born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. Says vet Erhan Elibol: “I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal.” He’s got his mother’s ears: The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep. Can global warming be blamed? The local governor explains: “This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing. The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features.” Oh, really..?
Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
