Marta Yegorovnam Kept An Alien In Her Fridge For Two Years: Photos And Video

WHEN in 2009 Marta Yegorovnam found a 40-50-inch long life form amid the burning wreckage of a crashed UFO beside her summer house in the Russian city of Petrozavodsk, she acted.

Yegorovnam took hold of the alien and wrapped it in plastic. She then placed in it the fridge. She did this because it was hot. As anyone knows, placing hot things in the fridge raises the ambient temperature and may cause your chilled produce to spoil. She kept her alein meat in the fridge for two years. And it never spoilt. It never went off. Aliens might be stupid enough to fly millions of miles and then crash into a haystack, but they know more about preserving their skin than Cher, Simon Cowell and Joan Rivers could dare hope.

Also, the creature looks remarkably like Baron Greenback, legendary foe to Danger Mouse. Can it be that cartoons are made on other planets?

Cue the spooky music:

There be monsters:

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This photo, taken in 1972, seems to show the Loch Ness Monster moving toward the right with its hump protruding well above the surface and its mouth open.

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink