Arsenal’s Wojciech Szczesny Fails To Seduce ‘Elite’ Glamour Model Letesha Collins On Twitter
HOW’S Arsenal’s young Polish goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny settling into the role? Well, he’s been trying to use Twitter to woo aspiring glamour model Letesha Collins, who can be seen performing for the cameras on late-night phone-a-w*** channel Elite TV.
Add to this the reported fact that Szczesny has a girlfriend and the lad’s on track to be Premier League stalwart.
Better yet, Letesha told the keeper’s lover (and the rest of Twitter) all about Szczesny’s bothed seduction. She took a screenshot of the Pole’s private message and posted it with the caption:
“[Follow] @13Szczesny13 or just give him a call, clearly isn’t too fussed about giving his number out. Have a good FRIDAYYYY.”
Collins explained that she is “sick of footballers doing this kind of thing“.
It’s a comment that implies much. It at once elevates Collins to role of footballers’ object of desire and explains what players watch in their hotel rooms of an evening. No, not Poirot after all, then…