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Bloody Monday – A Pig Of A News Sense Day At Middlesbrough’s Evening Gazette

by | 22nd, November 2011

trotters YOU have to hope it’s the aftermath of a Bankers’ Bonus party gone horribly right…but no such luck. Just another dull news day up North.

According to the Evening Gazette , Middlesbrough, UK, this was the sight as yesterday’s watery rising sun sent night life scurrying for shelter nine severed swine heads skinned but but otherwise complete with eyes and teeth.

A search for abandoned Aston Martins or Porches with keys in the locks proved fruitless on a side road off one of the main drags into central Middlesbrough.

A passing student opined : “There have been a lot of initiations into sports clubs.”

That would be the Tees Bog Trotters recruiting again

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