Mayor Jose Benitez Says Peru’s Water Turns You Gay
Benitez says there’s a high level of strontium in the tap water. He says the calcium-like stuff reduces male hormones. And in is fevered mind, less male hormones means more gayness.
After much extensive travels and water tastings by Old Mr Anorak’s cousin Dirk Anorak, this turned out to be false.
But the question remains: can Peruvian water turn you gay? Or can we attribute it to the women and Mr Benitez’s smile..?