George Michael Has Pneumonia In Austria
Not too long ago, Michel was schooled off cannabis by being locked up in prison with lots of desperate, sweaty drugs dealers. We supposed the punishment was a break from touring and PR junkets in soulless hotels, and hanging around in the park waiting to get laid. If he could catch up on some daytime telly and smoke some cracking weed in the ‘Joint’ then so be it. Let no man say the UK does not treat its stars well.
Mindful of this, we wonder if Michael is now comparing the two experiences of being stuck inside. Austria or jail? Which uniformed hunks have the bigger keys..?