Portal To Hell Opens By Peterborough Lap-Dancing Club (Video)
DRAGONS! In Peterborough!! The manhole covers along Brook Street in Peterborough city centre are popping open, pushed upwards by a mix of fire and gas.
Mr Keetley, the manager of the nearby Angels lap-dancing club, says:
“The bang was really loud. It shook the building walls. I saw flames outside followed by plumes of smoke. I rushed outside and could see that a manhole cover had flown off. If the couple had been walking a few paces faster they could have been seriously injured. The explosion on November 6 was much bigger and more dramatic.”
As we say: dragons! Cambridgeshire Fire and Rescue Service says it could be done to wires overheating. Or else a lap-dancing club offering “angels” and “devils” has opened a portal to Hell and will soon provide exactly what it says on the sticky tin…
Posted: 24th, November 2011 | In: Reviews Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink