Woman Makes Pet Of Thanksgiving Oyster With A Nice Smile
Carbonaro now keeps Rockerfeller in a bowl of water in her refrigerator. Says she:
“I think he gets a pardon. I couldn’t look him in the eye and in good faith go ahead with it. He’s definitely going to be a guest of honour at our Thanksgiving dinner.”
Carbonaro will then donate the oyster to a local nature museum.
Anorak is unsure about this. Surely the best oyster to eat would be the one happy with life. All other oysters turn their face to the world and pull a sour expression. She’s missing out…