Watching Bella Give Birth On Twilight Gives You A Seizure: Boyfriends And Husbands
Brandon Gephart of Roseville, California, was watching the birthing scens when he came over funny:
Brandon Gephart and Kelly Bauman said they were watching “Breaking Dawn: Part One” at a theater Friday night when Brandon sudden began convulsing during a graphic birthing scene. Brandon said he doesn’t remember anything until he woke up on the theater floor, but Kelly said he was, “convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe.”
Well, that’s his story. And whatever his girlfriend Kelly Baumann thinks, he’s sticking to it.
But maybe we’ve got it wrong. Maybe the seizure is the best reason to watch the Twilight film? As Bella twitches and writhes on the gurney, so do the audience. It’s a new viewer experience: emotio-feel. Twlight fans are advised to dress warm and try not to hoot with laughter as the talking wolves tickle you with their furry coats…