Chelsea’s Ashley Cole Accused Of Attacking Clubber: What Would Cheryl Think?
The Star’s Stone Age headline for a modern man appears above the news that:
“Ashley Cole was caught on CCTV throwing a wild punch at a football fan in a late-night bust up.”
Cole is alleged to have uttered the time-honoured enjoiner:
“Do you know who the f*** I am?”
As such Cole is now “Bashley”.
It’s all alleged, and the story does not appear on the Star’s website. But the, allegedly, key element the paper overlooks is that this might be Ashley’s ploy to woo free-swinging Cheryl, who has a conviction for punching a nightclub worker in the face. Can the Coles reunite in a made-for-TV fight? Can domestic violence be the next reality TV hit..?