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Jeremy Clarkson Is Raped And Shot In The Face In Joke Taken Too Far, Say Some

by | 1st, December 2011

JEREMY Clarkson says of the striking public sector workers:

β€œI’d have them all shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean, how dare they go on strike when they have got these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed while the rest of us have to work for a living?”

He does not say who would shoot them, but we imagine it would be winners of the Clarkson Lottery or members of the Emma West Twitter Hunt. Or Richard Hammond, Clarkson’s chief lickspittle on Top Gear. No, he wouldn’t do it. He’d just agree with Jeremy that it should be done and snigger. The killer would be James May.

Of course, licence-fee funded Clarkson is doing what he has made fame and fortune on: saying politically incorrect opinions to a deadline. On this occasion, Clarkson was using his constructed opinion to flog his new DVD on BBC 1’s The One Show.

Clarkson’s comments duly trigger a heated debate by people who rely on Clarkson’s politically incorrect opinions for their entire livelihoods. One if five Guardian journalists rely on Clarkson’s bon mots to keep them employed. It’s one in seven at Channel 4.

Of course, Clarkson’s comments are just a silly joke. It’s just a bit of fun. It’s just Clarkson’s bad luck that his stupid, crass, bullying, idiotic, bigoted parodies are enjoyed by people who really do hate foreigners and poor people – people who would love to kick the shit out of the scum who can’t get a job or a home, especially ones who don’t speak English like Jeremy Clarkson.



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