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Did Michele Bachmann Turn 8-Year-Old Boy Gay? The Great Satan Caught On Camera

by | 6th, December 2011

MICHELE Bachmann, would-be President of the United States of America – the Great Unifier with the Franco-German name – is meeting with 8-year-old Elijah, who moves in close. Bachman selling her book, Surfing For Jesus.

Bachman can’t hear him. She says her ears are too far away. She leans over the desk.

You think he’s going to give her a kiss. You think he might puke.

But he whispers:

“Miss Bachmann, my mommy’s gay but she doesn’t need fixing.”

This is Bachmann, who offered:

“We need to have profound compassion for the people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life, and sexual identity disorders. This is a very real issue. It’s not funny, it’s sad. Any of you who have members of your family that are in the lifestyle-we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say this is gay. It’s anything but gay.”

She’s married to Dr. Marcus Bachmann, a squeaky voiced hunk of fleshiness who says gays are “barbarians”:

It’s all bewilderingly hideous. And Elijah does not exactly come off smelling of roses. He looks like he’s doing what he’s been told to do. But if he is, then all power to his mum’s restaint: he never tweaked Bachmann’s nose, asked for a “f***” or pointed at crazy eyes and yelled “shirt lifter!”…



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