Lewis Hamilton May Be Wealthy, But He’s Still Depressingly Desperate When It Comes To Nicole Scherzinger
IMAGINE. You’re one of the most respected Formula One drivers on the planet. You’re reasonably good looking. You’re wealthy. You’ve got a number of lucrative advertising contracts. The world is at your feet (the one that presses the accelerator at least).
Yet, you still own a penis.
And it’s Lewis Hamilton’s member that’s making him all sad and desperate. See, despite his wealth and fame, he doesn’t like the fact that Nicole Scherzinger isn’t his girlfriend anymore.
And so, despite the fact they split only in October, Lewis isn’t giving up on the X Factor USA judge. Nosiree. Not even if he looks like a desperate teenager.
A source (to be massively trusted, of course) told the Daily Mail (also to be hugely trusted):
“Lewis is on a full-on mission to get Nicole back. He’s been having her favourite flowers and thoughtful gifts delivered to her LA home and to the set of US X Factor. He misses her terribly and has told friends he won’t stop until he’s won her over.”
Apparently, Lewis has gone as far as sending love notes to her! They probably read something like this:
‘Nicole. I carnt spell ur last name but u rly get my motor running. My life is in the pit stop now. Im waitin 4 u to waggle my gear stick and get me back in pole position (LOL like, poll. My widge looks like a poll when i see u) Pls cum back to me. Im dead bored’.