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Charlie Sheen Says Ex Isn’t A Drug Dealer And He’s A Very Trustworthy Source

by | 8th, December 2011

TIGERBLOOD! Remember when everyone thought it was very funny to say that? It was like those Budweiser toads all over again. Effectively, wearisome after five minutes.

That said, through that period, Charlie Sheen was good value. He punched a chandelier, he ran around with a suitcase filled with cocaine, he stood atop a radio station wafting a machete around and was rumoured to have entirely gold teeth.

Now, sadly for us, he’s straightened himself out and has gone back to being a gigantic bore. Mercifully, his ex-wife Brooke Mueller has taken up the slack and been arrested under drugs and assault charges. HURRAY! Rumour has it, that she’s drug dealing too! How marvellous!

However, Sheeno Buzzkill is here to poop the party by saying that there’s not a chance Mueller is dealing. Why?Because he gives her loads of money in child support!

Sheen says he spoke with Brooke in the week and said

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