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Frankie Cocozza Beats Michael Jackson’s Arse On X Factor Final

by | 9th, December 2011

IN readiness for X Factor Final weekend, the Daily Star surveys the finalists and leads with news of…Frankie Cocozza. The bewilderingly untalented camel-hump haired dope is the subject of the front-page headline:

“I’LL BE IN X FACTOR FINAL”

Peter Dyke reports:

X FACTOR rebel Frankie Cocozza is plotting to gatecrash the ITV show’s final this weekend.

Lock the doors…

The teen wildboy, axed for snorting cocaine, will cause chaos by storming the stage in front of millions of viewers, pals feared last night.

The teen wildboy who was encouraged to behave like randy twat by an appreciative Dermot O’Leary, an ITV camera crew following his every move to club land, where he met student lapdancers who kissed and told, and the tabloid press making him famous on the back of his notched arse and the number of women he’s shagged?

Says the Star:

He wants to mimic Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker, 48, who famously stormed the stage at The BRIT Awards in 1996 when the late Michael Jackson was performing Earth Song.

If he wants to be controversial, can we advise Cocozza to play the part of Jackson? And if the idiot really wants to cause a sensation, when he drops his gunties Frankie Plankie can reveal not only the names of woman he shagged on holiday but also the names of all the children who claimed Jacko abused them.

You wants fame, Frankie… you need to work at it.



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