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Charlie Sheen Tweets His Phone Number To Everyone, Like A Fool

by | 13th, December 2011

SINCE Charlie Sheen went boring (aka looking like he was going to live healthily for the foreseeable future rather than do loads of coke and die), we’ve had to rely on his ex-wife Brooke Mueller for fun. She got arrested for assault and intent to supply quite recently, which is splendidly poorly behaved.

However, all this doesn’t stop the former Two and A Half Men actor from being a boob. See, good ol’ Sheen has been forced change his telephone number after he accidentally tweeted it TO EVERYONE.

More sinister was the fact he was trying to contact Justin Bieber for reasons unknown. If this was a few months ago, we could’ve speculated all manner of things about machetes, adult actresses and Class A drugs… but alas, this is invariably something horrifyingly tedious.

Still, that doesn’t mean there weren’t japes to be had. See, with five million followers, it’s no surprise that Sheen’s phone nearly melted with people ringing him.

At one point, he got 1,800 text messages in a single minute. Just imagine how annoying that is. It’s enough to make you start taking drugs again. Sadly, Charlie saw the funny side to the situation.

An onlooker said:

“Charlie saw the funny side and answered the phone a few times, saying things like ‘Ray’s Pizza’ and ‘winning’. But his phone just continued ringing and buzzing and eventually just completely melted down. Charlie was, like, ‘I guess I need a new phone’.”

And he can afford it. TMZ reports that Sheen and Warner Bros. have agreed terms for the actor getting sacked from Two and a Half Men. WBros will line up Sheen a $25 million rock of cas for work completed and powder him with $100 million over the next decade for syndication profits. That’s not too shabby.

The good news is that all that cash should make it easier for Sheen to find meaningful love and live in a Latex snow globe…




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