Amy Childs Reveals Her Inner Breasts To Closer
I read Carol’s column in Closer this week and seriously the only thing I could find on an entire page of rose colored lady lube was her assertion that it’s a good thing that Caroline Flack is pushing her unmentionables into an post-adolescent’s face – Harry Styles.
“Relationships are about people not age gaps”
Oh purleese. Why oh why does Carol hold back so? Why not tell us about her good little toy boy Mark Cassidy who’s 22 years her junior.
Moving on. Closer gave Amy Childs her own definition of dump day afternoon when they dedicated the whole of page 54 to her boobs. Take note, on the other side of page is a Morrisons advert for a Christmas Log. (insert ironic humor here.)
Since everyone at Closer is a serious journalist and only ever ask thought-provoking questions that nobody else has ever thought of Katie Banks asked Amy about her breasts being giant love machines that feed men’s fantasies.
Amy responded with,
“You know the cure for boredom is curiosity and there is no cure for curiosity but a little education gives a girl motivation.”
That’s not true I made it up. Amy could never say a thing like that, what she said was,
“I want a boob lift next.”
I can’t get CLOSER to ‘frank funny and feisty’ than that. Carol.