Mark Wright is man of the year
In interview, Louise Gannon seems determined to get Mark come on out and admit he’s gay.
Louise asks Mark about his “Bromance in the jungle” with Dougie Poynter. Mark replies: “If I click with someone I get close to them and I love that relationship with my mates.” Maybe I should ask the folks over at Gaydar what in the name of shameless sluttery any of this nonesense means.
Moving on, Louise asks about the split with Lauren, Mark’s girlfriend of 10 years. Will he get back with her? Mark apparently turned for advice to marriage psychologist for dummies – Peter Andre.
Apparently Peter took one look at Mark and knew straight away that Mark just isn’t over Lauren. He told him to go back to her. Mark took one look at the man who bursts into tears at sound of his children’s names and knew straight away that he was in the presence of an expert.
Louise moves on in nervous anticipation and asks (hopefully wishing) who Now Magazine’s Man of the year fancies coming round for a little ‘Christmas pudding‘ this year. Marks eyes soften, he looks her in the eye and gently smiles then shouts, “Michelle Keegan come on down!”
Louise bursts into tears and runs from the room in floods. This interview is so over!