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Anorak | Dead Jon Bon Jovi warns living that heaven looks like New Jersey

Dead Jon Bon Jovi warns living that heaven looks like New Jersey

by | 20th, December 2011

JON Bon Jovi Is not dead. He’s just been living in New Jersey, which might be the closest approximation outside of Lowestoft to actually being dead. Says Jon Bon Jovi on his note from the great beyond:

“Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.”

In which case we are all fu**ed.

Thanks for the warning Jon Bon Jovi. Who wants to go to Hell now? Book early to avoid disappointment (aka dinner at the Olive Garden, Eatontown, New Jersey)…



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