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JWoww’s stick-on bikinis for female suckers and male ‘gluesticks’

by | 23rd, December 2011

JERSEY Shore’s JWoww has a new range of bikinis and poached egg boilers that stay on by suction power:

As we are told:

Q. How Does Your Bikini Stay On and Work?
A. The Inside of our bikini top is lined with Stick2U, our patented silicon based adhesive. Stick2U is activated by your body temperature so the warmer you get in the sun the more it stays in place. Have no fear, the top will stay securely in place. Our motto is, Stays on and Stays Put!

The suckers are also 100% waterproof; similar to “taking off a band-aid” (hairy nipples de-haired?); can be worn with “real or augmented breasts“; but can be worn only 10-15 times before they stop sucking.

Says JWoww:

“Using patented gluestick technology, I’ve created the ultimate shrinky dinky bikini. It stays dry even in the wettest situations …*giggle* “wettest”.”

Glue sticks ready…

Spotter: Starcasm

 



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