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Santa Claus blows smut up Kerry Katona’s chimney

by | 24th, December 2011

WHAT’S Kerry Katona up to this Christmas? Well the good news is that Santa Claus has the inside take – literally – on the Queen of own-brand ketchup. In reply to OK!’s probing questions “Who has the dirtiest chimney?”, Santa answers: “I used to dread Kerry Katona’s, but she’s cleaned up her act lately.”

Turns out Santa is a fan of the obvious gag, and is very possibly related to smut-meister Danny LaRue. This is why Santa has jokes written for him in pieces of paper inside crackers that open with a bang.

Ooer. Now we’re at it…

Parp!

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TV presenter and singer Kerry McFadden presenting ITV's new series 'Britain's Sexiest'. 07/12/04: The former Atomic Kitten, who has reverted to her maiden name, is rebuilding her life after the break-up of their marriage. Kerry Katona has spoken about her split from husband Brian McFadden and declared: "I want a new man for Christmas.

 



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